(C) 1997 HEPAFIL

Name: Dg. Hepafil
Sex: I think I am a male, anyway.
Age: Isn't it rude to ask age, even though I am a dog?

Hobby: Listening to music and analyzing politics, that is, no hobby.
Speciality:To eat fast and to eat much! (But I am not a horse.)

Dream:
I'd like to become the first Dog-Asbestos-Inspector and to be awarded a prise for that.
Do you want to become a man?
No! Man looks too cold!

What is it worrisome for you, recently, in particular?
There are too many dogs' droppings!

What do you expect for the 21 century?:
Sustainable development is the best,
but it is always only for the developed country.


What merit does it have to be a dog?
Nothing especially! But, Dog's life is easy and comfort.

What's your type?
An intellectual and gentle lady, if possible, and she is a dog, too.

Unpleasant Thing:
It is that I am said, "As you are a dog, so..."

Motto:
The smell of tomorrow wind is different from today's.

Do you have anything to say now?
If asbestos had a smell, I would be able to detect it.

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What is your limit?:
I can't get rid of a thinking way of dogs, that is my limit, I suppose.

What dream did you have last night?
I don't have any file regarding yesterday.

What's your favorite?:
It depends on whether or not dogs can be infected with the mad cow disease (BSE).

What do you think of the global overpopulation?:
The asceticism is the best. Look at me! I have no wife!

Do you think the earth is getting warm?:
As for the warmth, the term of 'Global Warming' is too mild for me!
Imagine the life with 'bodyal fur', even in Summer!

What newspaper do you read?:
I'm reading "THE DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD"

What do you think of the honorable death?:
Don't give me meaningless lingering cure! I'd like to choose a doglike death.

Do you like cleanness?
Of course, I do! But, who clean my room for me?

What is your not-good-at thing?:
If I say clearly, I'm not good at the scissors-paper-rock.

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What do you think of the cloning?:
Well..., don't copy me, anyway.

How many children do you want to have?
It is not so bad to be called 'Daddy', but I hate to be called 'OYAJI'.
('OYAJI' is a term embodying something unpleasant concerning adult men.)

What do you want to do now?:
I'd like to sleep all day long without thinking anything.

Do you like horse race?:
I'd like to say to the horse, "Can't you run without any order from the man?"

What do you think of O-157?
I'd like to wash my hands before eating meals, anyway.

When do you feel the humiliation?
It is the challenging time to endure mortification
when I see a human who are picking up my dropping so horribly.

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What do you think regarding Philosophy?:
Dog's life is the Philosophy itself!

When is your birthday?:
What on earth make you interested in knowing the other person's secret of birth?
As you know, I was sold for 1,280 Japanese Yen with a dog collar and a carton of dog food,
so, nobody knows whom my mother is and whom my father is.
Are you trying to make me sad?

What do you want for your birthday present?:
Wawo! Please ask me anything about my birthday!
My birthday is the third Thursday, I'm not sure, but...
I'm hesitating to say about present for me, but the cash is very convenient,
because I can buy anything with it!

I'm bored with dog food! It does not mean I don't want it.
I'm a gourmet, you know!

What book did you read recently?:
I read many books, but I don't read the cover,
so I can't say the title, to be regrettable.


Do dogs have a belly button?
I'm so shaggy that I can't find it!

Do you want to fly?:
No! I am aerophobia, so I'm almost fainting, when I look at TAKE-copter of Doraemon.
(Doraemon is a very popular catlike robot who came from the future world,
and TAKE-copter is a special equipment to fly.
It is very fragile wooden propeller made of bamboo(TAKE) and it is used by patching on someone's head.)

(C) 1997 HEPAFIL

Do you have any other things to ask me?
If you do, please E-mail me!
Probably, only I am a dog having my own Home-Page.

Music Box: "I'd like to bridge the time toward you!"